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Welcome to my video projects. These are short films and stories that I've created within the last few years; hobbies, really- these are just for fun. (Right click and select 'Save Target As' to download, or simply click to watch- they make take a while to load.) These movies all require Quicktime 7. And if you're itching for a few more films, search the site for Easter Eggs or visit the Major Tetryon page!
The Kid-Gloves are off! With the page now in three parts, check out Part II below for the Origins Of No Line series and the epic Ben Clapp Insanity Trilogy (as advertised on the brilliant ALTA Radio!) and Part III for the Movie Night projects!
Heroes is online!!! No Line Cinemas is proud to present our premiere project (which happened to be a Premiere project, but enough about the editing process)- featuring all new CGI graphics courtesy of Rustwood Studios and an original score by composer Matthew Milne! Check it out on the third page! Or contact us via the Contact page for a DVD!
Take a trip to yesteryear with the Future's Greatest Hero- and his secretary.
Because there are too many great movies for just one page!
The Origins of No Line Cinemas reside here, as does the brilliant and slightly odd Ben Clapp Insanity Trilogy!
And the Adventure Continues! The Calvary Movie Night is an event so big, it needs it's own page! Family Projects:
Me and my sister, making movies.
 Our 'Snow Movie Tradition' originated with this project, a Star Wars film with grand ambitions that turned out to be a glorified special effects test. Starring me, and my sister, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me... and that's accuracy, not egotism!
Winter 2003 (17 MB)
 A series of vingette spoofs chronicling the daily trials of a famous Hollywood actress!
Summer 2004 (28 MB)
School Projects:
From my college days.
 Another school project- Are you an overwieght Italian plumber from Brooklyn looking to save a magical kingdom- but you don't know where to start? We can help! In ten simple instructional videos, we'll teach you how to jump on all manner of evil forrest critters, bash your skull against large floating blocks, and ride small domesticated dinosaurs! All for the ultimate reward- a single kiss from the princess. And sometime, a cake. What more could you want in life? Order now! Included as an online sample is Vol. II, How To Rescue A Princess.
Winter 2001 (15 MB)
 Despite the blitz of lackluster title creativity, I actually rather like this film. It's an old school project, and a Back To The Future tribute film (heavy in the muddled temporal logic of the films, I'm told... though it all makes perfect sense for me.) Back in the days I didn't take things quite so seriously. Summer 2002. (33 MB)
 One of No Line Cinemas two Lost Projects, this effects-film was actually made for a documentary on the making of a movie; and all source and project files were believed lost. however, a recently recovered master has allowed for a major reconstruction of this project, starring Karriem Shabazz... thrice. Fall 2003. (20 MB)
Friendly Features:
Me and a few friends.
 The Formula:
1. Take movie footage shot around 1993, when I was eight, on an old VHS camera.
2. Add special effects to match the imagination of that eight year old.
3. Stir, let sit for 30 minutes, then release on the internet.
Summer 1999/Fall 2004 (8 MB)
 A roleplaying game is featured from both sides of the game. Created as part of our "If it snows, we must make a movie in it" rule.
December 2005 (47 MB)
 One of our two December releases, this was the first major production I really attempted with the Canon XL-1. This film has now been re-cut, re-edited, and special edition-ized with all new effects, as well as CGI from 3D artist Joshua Rust and an original score by composer Matthew Milne! Also, for more Game Over action, check out the Blooper Reel! (12 MB)
2002/2006 (68 MB)
An early 'epic' star Wars fan-film that never got off the ground, and one of my first efforts with my own camera. This early edit was created with Adobe Photoshop frame-by-frame rotoscoping. A second and third sections (as well as an opening title crawl) have recently been added in rough-cut form featuring effects at various levels of completion.
Fall 2001 (63 MB)
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